Slippery When Wet: A Novel (Zane Presents)

  Dear Reader:

  Cairo has done it again; no surprise to me. Slippery When Wet is a collection of steaming hot novellas that will have you making booty calls, late-night sex drive-bys, and putting ice everywhere but in an actual glass to try to cool yourself down. I am sure this book will do extremely well since my Purple Panties books caused an uproar as well. Passion and sensuality are universal and there is something extremely arousing about women getting it on with each other. And you do not have to be a lesbian, or even a female, to enjoy reading about it.

  So sit back, light a candle, pull out your favorite toy—inanimate object or breathing human being—and prepare to be stimulated beyond where your own imagination could ever take you. Cairo’s imagination will take it to the next level, and then the next level, and then even the next level. He is a beast when it comes to spinning eroticism in an entertaining fashion. Slippery When Wet will have you wanting to experiment with some new things, no matter who you are.

  As always, thanks for supporting Cairo and the other authors under Strebor Books. We strive to bring you the most cutting-edge, out-of-the-box material on the market. You can find out more about our other titles on www.zanestore.com and you can find me on Facebook @AuthorZane or Twitter @planetzane. My direct email address is zane@eroticanoir.com. Please shoot me an email and let me know what you think and make sure you check out all of the rest of Cairo’s books as well.

  Blessings,

  Publisher

  Strebor Books International

  www.simonandschuster.com

  THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED TO

  all the undercover freaks who secretly crave the nastiness but are too afraid to let them freak flags fly. Get ya minds right ‘n’ stop frontin’. Y’all missin’ out on some real good fuckin’!

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  Aiight, my freaks, I’ma keep it real wet ‘n’ slippery for ya. Eight books in and I’m still bringin’ the heat! I think y’all gonna really enjoy Slippery When Wet. Whether you swing that way or not, there’s a story in this joint that’s sure to wet even the “straightest” chicks’ drawz! So get ready to wet them fingers, them toys, or whatever else you use to get off wit’ ’cause it’s ’bout to be a whole lotta fuckin’ ‘n’ suckin’ goin’ on!

  To the sexually liberated and open-minded: Thanks for continuin’ to wave ya freak flags, ridin’ this hot, nassy wave with me, and gettin’ down with the juice. Let’s keep it wet, keep it sticky, and always keep it ready! The Cairo Movement is here to stay!

  To all the Facebook beauties ’n’ cuties and cool bruhs who make this journey mad fun: Real rap. Y’all my muthaeffen peeps! Thanks for vibin’ with ya boy! And, uh, run me some of them sex tapes y’all got hidden. I wanna watch!

  To my peeps, Flenardo Taylor, aka, Freknardo, the freak-nasty poet: Yo, playboy, real spit. I ’preciate how you stay showin’ me mad luv, spreadin’ the word ’bout my joints to ya peeps, and constantly biggin’ me up. You already know what it is!

  To all the silent-haters, closed-minded & sexually repressed peeps who ain’t ready for the heat, yet somehow still find themselves sneakin’ off somewhere to read my joints on the low, rollin’ their eyes ‘n’ suckin’ their teeth, while pressin’ their sticky thighs together, tryna keep them drawz from gettin’ wet. Buckle up, muhfuckas…this one’s gonna set ya ass on fire!

  To Zane, Charmaine, Yona and the rest of the Strebor/Simon & Schuster team: As always, I hope you all know how much ya boy appreciates the never-ending luv!

  To the members of Cairo’s World: Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah…I already know I tol’ y’all in my Big Booty acknowledgments that I was gonna stop neglectin’ the other side and keep the flames turnt up for y’all and I haven’t. Well, uh, yabba-dabba-doo…don’t do me, goddammit! I’ma get it together real soon.

  And, as always, to the naysayers: Here’s another joint for you to pop shit about. You already know it’s because of you that I keep it raw, hot ‘n’ oh-so nassy! Keep juicin’ the haterade, my peeps. It keeps me horny and keeps me strokin’ out that hotness! Lick them fingers or keep it movin’. Either way, I ain’t goin’ anywhere!

  One luv—

  Cairo

  One

  If I don’t get me some dick soon…

  “My pussy’s sooo fucking horny. I wanna fuck,” I mumble out loud as I step inside the chrome elevator and press the button for the second floor. The elevator doors shut, and then it begins its descent down to my secret rendezvous spot. I step back further into the elevator, glad I am the only one inside. I want someone else to play in (and with) this wet coochie. A hard dick, a wet mouth, a long tongue, a big toe, fingers…I’m so fucking horny that right now I don’t give a damn what it is being pushed inside of this hot slit as long as it’s attached to another live, breathing human being. Because being single and forever horny is not it!

  I wanna fuck, damn it!

  Oh sure this whole self-induced celibacy thing was/is my idea. Shit! But, when you’re used to being fucked down every day—for almost a year, then go completely cold turkey, it starts to take a toll on you. And, baby, trust. Having no dick in my life is killing me slooooowly. And believe me. I have been enticed to go on an all-out fucking spree. But I refuse to give into temptation. I rebuke the power of good, hard dick, and what it has done to me over the years. It’s fucked me silly. It’s dragged me into drama. It’s had me believing bold-faced lies. It’s had me moving in men who expected me to take care of them. Oooh, good hard dick has had me settling when I knew better. And the list goes on.

  So after my last fiasco of a relationship, I made a conscious decision to stay away from men and all of their bullshit until Mr. Right comes along. Because, up until now, I’ve had more than enough of my share of Mr. Wrongs, starting with Mr. Dead Wrong and ending with Mr. All Wrong All Along. I could write a book on how trifling some of these sorry-ass men are. But I won’t. And I’m not going into the New Year bashing or harboring any ill feelings toward men. I mean. I know I’m a good catch. I own my own home. I have excellent credit. I’m educated. I’m supportive, encouraging, and loving. Bottom line, I’m a damn good woman. And, yeah, maybe I do need to lose fifty…okay, seventy-five, pounds or more. Mmmph. That’s what my ex told me the night before he told me he was tired of fucking “a big girl.” Really? The nerve of that insensitive bastard! Then to add insult to injury, he added, “I’m not in love with you, anymore.”

  “Oh really?” I had replied, stunned. “Then why are you with me?”

  He stared at me as if I’d asked him one of the dumbest questions he’d ever heard. “Damn. You really gotta ask? Because you give good head. And the pussy’s good.”

  I blinked. After all I had done for him, he had the audacity to part his lips with that shit. Sorry, but that answer was it for me. Realizing that he thought I was only good for sucking his dick and fucking him felt like someone had stabbed me in the chest a thousand times, and left me for dead. I was stunned for several minutes, digesting his words before I finally came to my senses. Right then, I climbed out of bed and helped him pack his shit, then showed him and his big, black dick to the door.

  Yes, I’m a big girl, as that asshole called me. But I’m not fat-nasty with it. In fact, I’m a beautiful, thick-hipped, big-boned, cocoa-brown woman who embraces every inch of her one-hundred-and-eighty-five-pound frame, proudly and boldly. And any man who can’t appreciate me, or my dangerous curves packed with ass and 36 double-D titties, can go straight to hell. Fuck ’em!

  I’m a size sixteen, okay. And I wear it well. And you’d think any man in his right damn mind would want a woman who has a long tongue, deep throat, and a wet, juicy pussy that loves to fuck. You’d think a ma
n would want a sexy, full-figured bombshell who has some meat on her bones rather than chasing behind some skinny, anorexic bitch you see running around starving herself half to death. Mmmph. Not Maurice, that’s for sure!

  So thanks to him, it’s been eight months, three weeks, four days, eleven hours, and forty-seven minutes and fifteen excruciating seconds since I’ve sucked a dick, fucked a dick, or been fucked over by a dick. I guess that last part is a blessing. No…it is a blessing!

  Still, I can’t say I don’t miss being touched and caressed and held. That I don’t yearn to have this smoldering fire blazing between my legs pounded out by something other than a dildo. But I made a promise to myself that I would not give out any more of this pussy to another man until I’m swept off my feet by someone who can appreciate a full-figured woman who has her shit together instead of being intimidated by her. So, until then, I will suffer through this aching between my thighs alone—stress-free and drama-free, and continue to take matters into my own hands until something, or someone, worthwhile comes along.

  I press my legs shut, discreetly rubbing them together as I eye the surveillance camera. I slyly pinch my right nipple. If there wasn’t someone on the other end of the lens watching me, I would pull my skirt up over my hips and finger-fuck myself right here in this elevator. I glance up at the flashing light as the elevator descends. 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11…hoping like hell it doesn’t stop on any of the floors until I get to my destination. The woman’s bathroom, with the single stall and sink, tucked in the far right corner of the second-floor lobby. The one I use religiously—or the one up on the twentieth floor when it’s not already occupied, like now—to masturbate in. Most of the folks here at Sci-Tech take three or four smoke breaks throughout the day. Me, I take what I call masturbate breaks. I love cumming, all over my fingers, all over my toys, then licking them clean. I love the taste of my own pussy. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6…

  Still…my pussy’s hungry for a good fucking. And no matter how many times I masturbate, I can’t ever seem to take the edge off for any longer than a few hours before I’m back at it again. Stroking my clit, then easing one finger, then two fingers, then three, inside my horny cunt before replacing them with my most faithful, trustworthy travel companion—the Trojan Twister Intimate Massager—with its four twistable positions and eight settings. Oooh, yes. With two double-A batteries, this little gadget brings me quick relief during the day while I’m at work until I can get home to ride down on one of my many dildos.

  I slip my hand down into my Dooney & Bourke, feel around for the satin pouch, then sigh with relief. Something’s gotta give, soon. But this’ll do for now. The elevator stops on the fifth floor. I suck my teeth as it opens. In steps Viola from Procurement. All gussied up in her Sunday’s best, bringing in with her the lush peachy scent of Heat by Beyoncé. This gossipy bitch doesn’t know the difference between church wear and business attire. Today, she has on a brown, ankle-length skirt and a long, matching suit jacket with rhinestones on the lapel. I roll my eyes. All she needs is the handkerchief with the lace trim, the gloves, and wide-brimmed hat to match and she’d be church-ready. Heathen-ass ho!

  “Good Morning, Ava,” she says, smiling wide, bright and phony the minute the door shuts. “Happy New Year.”

  Okay, be nice, Ava. It’s the New Year and you promised yourself you were going to leave old resentments in the past. Yeah, but I also said if I didn’t have anything nice to say to someone that I would simply not say anything to them at all.

  I take a deep breath. “Oh, hey, Vee. Happy New Year to you as well.”

  “So, where you off to first thing this morning? Isn’t your office up on the eighteenth floor?” She glances at her watch. “It’s not even after ten yet, and you’re already prowling the halls.”

  Don’t let this bitch get to you!

  I tilt my head. “And here it is at the top of the New Year and I see you’re still worshipping in the House of Messy,” I shoot back, shaking my head. “First day back to work and you’re already minding everyone else’s business, except your own.”

  She grunts, dismissing me. “So how you been, Ava?”

  Okay, I see this trick wants to purposefully get on my nerves first thing this morning. “I’m beautiful, thanks.” I don’t bother asking her how she’s been; I don’t care to know. It’s obvious. Stuck-up and wound up real tight.

  She gives me the once-over, and smirks as she turns to face the mirrored wall of the elevator. “Um, how’s your girlfriend doing? You know”—she pats her thigh, keeping her stare forward—“that rough-looking girl with the dreads who works up on the twentieth floor in Tech Support. The two of you always seem so cozy together in the lunchroom.”

  I give her a confused glare. But I know exactly whom she’s referring to. Starleesha Wilkerson—well, Star for short. She’s a lesbian. Not that I have anything against lesbians; I don’t. But this ho does. Her moral compass doesn’t allow her to embrace another’s sexual preference, which in layman’s terms translates to her being an opinionated, homophobic bitch!

  “I don’t have any girl friends here. But if you’re talking about Star, how about you ask her yourself since you seem to be so concerned. I don’t keep tabs on her.”

  The elevator stops and opens on the third floor. “I see the way she looks at you.”

  I frown. “And what exactly are you implying?” I narrow my eyes, placing a hand up on my hip in a combative stance.

  “You ain’t foolin’ no one,” she snidely says over her shoulder.

  I blink, taken aback, as the gunmetal gray doors slide shut.

  Two

  I’m not a lesbian…

  My skirt is hiked up over my hips, my panties somewhere down around my knees. I am squatting over the toilet, stroking myself with eager fingers. “Mmmm…” I moan, imagining her slithering tongue nestled between the folds of my wet pussy as I toss my head back and shut my eyes. She is nameless and faceless, my dark chocolate lover. But she visits me in my fantasies quite often. My clit is sucked into her mouth, being pulled at, coaxed out from its hiding place, swelling in size; its tip sensitive and alive, shooting decadent sensations through my entire body. I am bucking against her face, grinding on her mouth, wanting to scream as I reach my first wave of an orgasm.

  No, I am not a lesbian. I am curious.

  “Oooooh yes,” I murmur as my imaginary lover delivers delicious tongue strokes across my clit, along my swollen lips, and into my saturated slit. Juices ooze out, wetting my fingers. I turn on my vibrator, roll it over my clit and gasp. Teeth bite into my nipples, one at a time, pulling and stretching them. The low hum of my silicone friend heightens my arousal, pushes my urges and imagination to unchartered limits as I replace sticky fingers with it, plunging into my wetness. “Oooh, yesss…”

  I slip my fingers into my mouth, suck and slurp and lick, sliding my moist tongue in between each finger, savoring my nectar. Imagining my juices are her juices. That I am tasting my first pussy, my tongue easing out of my mouth, licking at her nub as she places her hand on the back of my head, slamming my tongue into her pussy. “Oh, yes, fuck me, baby…mmmmm…” I hear my imaginary lover whisper.

  My fantasy fuck, my delicious secret, my invisible lover all wrapped into naughty deeds. Her tongue, her fingers—in my pussy, my ass—caressing my clit, pinching my nipples. She tells me to turn around, to get on my knees, then slides a very thick, eight-inch pink dildo into my slippery slit.

  “You want that big pink cock? You like how that feels stretching your pussy?”

  She rapidly pushes it in and out of me, slapping my ass every so often.

  “Oooh yeah…uh…uh…mmmm…uh…mmmph…aaah…oooh yeah…fuck yeah…yeah, yeah, yeah…mmmph…”

  “You wanna taste your pussy?” She pulls the dildo out of me, glides it over my lips. “Open your mouth, suck your pussy off that big fucking cock…” She jams the dildo down into my throat. “Gag on that cock!”

  “Ooooh, mmmph…” Gurgling sounds escape
the back of my throat as she stretches my neck open. She’s shutting off my airway and I am getting dizzy. Mercilessly, she stuffs my throat, reaching under me and pinching my clit. I suck and slurp and gag, moaning and groaning. She slaps each ass cheek. My pussy is wet…so very wet!

  In my mind’s eye, her tongue slides across my puckering asshole and I feel myself melting, creaming all over my vibrator.

  “Oh…Ohhhh,” I whisper. Imaginary hands cup my ass, squeeze and slap it. My lover’s breath hot against my ear as she tells me how badly she wants me, needs me. How eager she is to touch me, please me, be pleased by me.

  Another moan escapes me.

  “Pull your ass open. You want it in your ass and pussy? You wanna be fucked by two huge cocks?”

  “Yes, baby…give it to me in my ass…stuff my pussy, boo…”

  The pink dildo slick with spit is pushed against my asshole. I feel it pressing up against my tight, hungry hole, its head slowly prying its way in. Methodically, she works the head in. I gasp.

  “Relax,” she whispers, then bites my left ass cheek. She hands me a beige, fleshy, eleven-inch dildo, commands me to suck it. To wet it up real good, then slide it into my overheated pussy. I do as I am told, moaning.

  “Oh yes…”

  Another inch of thick silicone dick is pushed into my ass as I am stretching my pussy, filling my slit with goodness. I buck my hips. My eyelids flutter. Sweet agonizing bliss shoots through my body. I am in the midst of coming.

  “Oooh, yeah…you like it in your ass, huh?”

  “Yes, yes…oooh fuck, oooh fuck…”

  Mouth open, eyes closed, I let out a low moan. My fingers quickening over my clit as I bury my travel companion further into my soaked pussy. Its vibrations sending delicious chills along my spine. I run my tongue over my parted lips. My silicone buddy probing my pussy, delving into wetness, twisting around clutching muscles. I grip the handicap rail to steady myself as my knees buckle. The cold steel cooling my warm hand. I slowly pull out my vibrator, roll it around on my clit, then ease it back inside of me. I turn it onto its highest setting, causing ripples of delight to turn into waves of pleasure. I am coming and coming and coming. Nonstop, surges of hot juices splashing out of me.